i am the horny creekgeek and at 63, am still the same sex crazed dirty old man i was all my life....
one of the dirty things i like to do ( mostly solo so far) is to find a private place outdoors to go with my kit in a small carry bag, i get nude and aroused, lubing and stroking my penis. i bend over lubing my anus as well... it gets me so hard.... more often than not i do this at night outdoors totally nude of course.
then take out one of the 22 oz long neck bottles of strong beer,open it and grease my anus and bottle neck with crisco then ... on my hands and knees i place the open end against my horny anus, upend it and insert it into my rectum and shake it a little at a time to drive the cool or even slightly warm beer deep into me. i feel it coursing up into my colon ... feels so good and the pressure builds up. i pull it out slow then try to hold the gut full of beer in a while, arching my back down and ass up. let it drain up into my gut and be absorbed all the while i stroke my shaft and if i have my rubber 'o'-ring on.... mmmm .... the alcohol absorbs into my blood and reaches my sexed up brain pronto! jacking and doing this repeatedly.
mastrubating helps me to maintain my erection for most of an hour .....typical
after a while i can't hold the pressure it so i aim my ass high and let it out in long thin stream (jet) and it can go 15 feet behind me sometimes. really cleans me out and so i put more in and try to hold it, ......
in between i stand and jack my cock and smoke my cigar. is so fun and i get so drunk so fast ..... i don't drive after doing this, usually walk or ride my bike or even kayak back home. often do this when camping naked at nude male camps at length, thinking about having anal sex .... i cum big and good .....
later in the day, i think about it often and can barely wait to do it again