atlas_shagged's Recent Statuses
Fri, 27-Nov-20 1:41 PM
(3 years ago)
My next erotic objective is confirming my lovely self, for my Yellow Shield!
Fri, 27-Nov-20 1:37 PM
(3 years ago)
OMG, OMG, OMG — I _fibally_ got my Green Shield back, y’all; on this year’s “Black Friday” sale!! I’m so freakin’ erect already, that I’m cumming all over my face!!!!
Sun, 1-Nov-20 2:57 AM
(3 years ago)
“I’m gobsmacked!!” I figured NDN would drop a “killer promo” for Hallowe’en; do I have to wait for _Thanksgiving_??!!
Sat, 31-Oct-20 1:39 PM
(3 years ago)
I just found out that the original Sir James Bond — Sean Connery — has passed!
At the impressive cinematic run (at age 90!) he had, we fans salute you!!
Wed, 23-Sep-20 11:25 PM
(3 years ago)
Tue, 15-Sep-20 3:45 PM
(3 years ago)
Geez — my Premium just expired (again!!) on the 13th... now I gotta wait for another promo!!!!
Fri, 31-Jul-20 8:30 PM
(3 years ago)
Currently vacationing in Dunsmuir, CA; totally nude activities by the Sacramento River!! “Wish y’all were here!”
Thu, 30-Jul-20 9:04 PM
(3 years ago)
“I wish you greetings & felicitations for ALL of you!!” Now bend over, you righteous sluts!!!!
Tue, 21-Jul-20 9:20 PM
(3 years ago)
“I need for greed of erectile seed!!”
Wed, 10-Jun-20 9:49 PM
(3 years ago)
Thank Gawd, it’s finally payday... so I’m now thinkin’ the magic Trifecta: money, power, and power-mad sex utilizing all my three choices!!
Tue, 9-Jun-20 3:00 PM
(3 years ago)
Tomorrow’s payday, again... so I’m gonna treat myself to
,
,
, or all _three_!!
Thu, 28-May-20 9:15 PM
(3 years ago)
Tue, 26-May-20 11:01 PM
(3 years ago)
Posting a few on-the-sly public-restroom pix!!
Thu, 23-Apr-20 4:02 PM
(4 years ago)
“Still crazy-horny after all these years!!” — with apologies to Paul Simon
Thu, 9-Apr-20 5:36 AM
(4 years ago)
I’ve _finally_ come to a very certain epiphany: even after an epiphany against the background of a fucking viral pandemic, I now realize that a) I’m mostly gay, ‘cuz I like men; and b) I _need_ to fuc
Tue, 17-Mar-20 6:56 PM
(4 years ago)
On Saint Paddy;s Day, the _only_ thing green I wanna see on you-all is that _you_all_ upgrade to Green Shields!!
Fri, 14-Feb-20 9:47 PM
(4 years ago)
“Happy Valentine’s Day,” alla youse hot NDN Bods, from your sexy, spicy Mods!!
Wed, 29-Jan-20 12:42 AM
(4 years ago)
OMG — it’s expected to be 73degF on the Fr-Sa 1/31-2/01 weekend... dammit! I’m goin’ to my favorite nude beach, bare all, and raise my personal flagpole!!
Thu, 9-Jan-20 11:24 PM
(4 years ago)
I just missed a big New Year’s promo without I’m up for renewal!! Q: should I pay full price now, or let Green Shield expire until the next (Valentine’s Day) sale? Some feedback??
Thu, 26-Dec-19 5:26 PM
(4 years ago)
Happy Boxing Day!!
Wed, 25-Dec-19 7:33 AM
(4 years ago)
Happy/Merry Christmas, y'all -- now everybody, "shake your [nude] tree," then I'll hang sexy ornaments on it!!
Fri, 29-Nov-19 3:59 PM
(4 years ago)
The meaningful question this [U.S.] Thanksgiving is: "were you 'stuffed', or were you 'fluffed'??"
Wed, 23-Oct-19 4:51 PM
(4 years ago)
Has anyone — casual, extra-friendly, and/or “officially,” who have seen ‘creekgeek’ _at_all_??!!
Fri, 18-Oct-19 11:07 PM
(4 years ago)
Returning to base from Reno today & tonight; on the train! I took beaucoup pics the last three days, which I’ll post & process...!!
Wed, 16-Oct-19 3:16 PM
(4 years ago)
I’m just lovin’ gettin’ “nuded, duded & luded!!
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