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Beer Enema
Why Beer. I do myself often with the commom water filling. Do Beer make up drunk ???

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beer up the ass
jerk oh yes, the alcohol soaks right in your bloodstream when in your colon and hits so fast ... not like drinking bi mount .... just us strong beer or wine .....never spirits as that will make u sick vomit

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beer up the ass
jerk oh yes, the alcohol soaks right in your bloodstream when in your colon and hits so fast ... not like drinking bi mount .... just us strong beer or wine .....never spirits as that will make u sick vomit

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devil heart been doing beer enema a lot this summer as in the morning .. i am out in the darkness naked and getting my 'beer butt buzz' .... hi as fuck on it .... jack off under the stars.... out to the east, in the bit of pink, a freighters lights move across the horizon... i jett out beer and cum again.... cg

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it will give you a nice buzz pretty quick. at least it does for me. 2c

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beer in plastic bottles
jerk this year I have switch mode of injection.... my brand beer only cumms in 24 oz.cans so i transfer it to 16 oz plastic tea bottles. throw away the cans... this is different than using long neck glass bottles in that now, i can 'squeeze' the beer into me more quickly or steady as i feel the need to flood my colon..... then the first jetting cleans me out and beer goes in again and again ....mmmm so glad i do this outside where making a 'mess' is of little concern ..... makes me so happy having this as a regular activity in my life ....cg

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Beer Ennema
I'm going to try it tonight mmmmmmm

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jerk has anyone else tried out beer up the back way lately?? wood love to hear about it....cg

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jerk grin friend here wrote to me about oral anal sex whole doing beer enema ( extreme fetish) ... butt 1st:

it is understandable that beer pressure is going to increase as bubbles form inside ..... 'jetting' is the resolution... bend over with ass aimed hi and let 'er ripp.... (outdoors) or...

more recently i switched to putting beer from cans into plastic .5L bottles an squeeze beer into my colon. ... also to repurpose my citrus tea bottles yet again,

i place the crushed bottle opening back to my ass hole and 'jet' into it ... inflating it with gas and beer...

this is the effulgent solution my friend here was referring to when we were discussing wet sex /sucking ass and perverse oral anal kink
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". I still wish!

Only don't jet it back out... just bend over and do your best to keep it all inside. No matter how hard you squeeze down with your sphincter muscles I will still be able to suck hard enough to draw it out, one mouthful at a time. No point in wasting good beer!" ***

others have commented on my jet pix as well, :don't waste it" is the cry...... mmmm lot of wet men interested.... wood drink their own piss out of my ass so why knot gut warmed beer ....mmmmm

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i get this...... i was blessed to have actually get to do this one time with my butt bud .... sucked his ass while he 'squirted' as i jacked his hard on..... was majical .....mmmm to swallow and get butt beer in my belly ... jerk jerk jerk then he bare backed topped my standing from behind...normally he is bottom... we did it in the garage so could hose it down later ....messy messy sticky and special smell..

don't fail to understand this is an enema and main purple for enema is to do with scat and is not allowed here..... that said, i wood be good to jett clean before trying to enjoy your sex partner drinking from your body like this ...... jerk jerk heart cg

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another members experience with this stuff
jerk jerk jerk jerkbeing all about it on this site, i get talking to other men who did beer up the back door. close friend here an i were messaging today, we were discussing typed of strong beer .... he said ....

"(company X) makes a Wailing Wench 8% ale, and a Double Wench 12%.....problem is they go down too smooth....that would be a great enema.
When my buddies and I did it in the woods, we used good ole budweiser.... i know...boring.
We always made camp by this small stream...secluded spot. We got real piggy the times we were there...and only washed up in the stream before breaking camp. One summer, it was so hot...dam it was hot.... we stripped the first night we made camp, went skinny dippin, fucked and sucked and drank the whole time, and did our first enema as a group there... we had great male bonding... dam, I miss those days.
It was such a secluded spot, no way would you be caught unless another camper came by and if they did, they also were looking or a secluded spot. Only once did another couple guys come close.

As for the closet, I'm still in there I guess. Wife is great but not the same as male bonding, for sure.

It would be fun having sessions with you. Messy.... so what. who cares..... cum is cum, piss and enema is what it is....dam...hot fun."

jerk jerk makes me so hard sharing his experiences with y;all .... cg

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Hi there
I like putting liquids up my ass too. I have tried beer but not had the buzz you guys seem to get.
I have only get a small amount in as well..
Do you clean yourself out first?
Some advice from you all would be good.

Thanks.
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about nemo's beer enema inquirer
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thanks for asking nemo ..... please read what i described above' enema discussions' to learn of this fetish,,, i do this routinely so i don't bother 'cleaning out' first. the beer does that.... often i do a good BM before i start .... butt if i don't then jetting deals with it fine .... blast it out into the woods no worries... take it in more .... spilll, leak, recapture or re-injest ... go with what feels good ... just be careful of the amount ... is a rush! don't drive afterwards...

i walk, kayak or ride my bike back afterwards, if not doing it here on property..... be safe and be fun, CG jerk jerk jerk jerk

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jerk He said "hi there OK good. I clean myself out with water first then put a bottle of beer into my ass. But I can't get the hole bottle to empty I to my hole.
What is the secret of doing this.
I hope you have a good Christmas as well.
I have a new intruder now that has two balls in the bum end. I have it in me now and it feels so much better than the one with only one ball. "

jerk creekgeek said...
if it is a glass bottle, u shake it back and forth while it is inverted in u ... not all cums out before pressure equalizes .

past 2 years my beer only cums in cans (22 oz. size) ... so i pour it into pint plastic tea bottles, invert them in my ass and squeeze them to push beer in me... have pix of this in gallery, try not to push air in to when bottle goes empty.

plastic water bottles work butt are too soft to hole shape well.

nude on hands and knees is best butt u can get it done standing and bent over so ass is high too. i do it this way in cold weather when i have to keep some clothes on and pull my pants down. don't use over quart of beer to start. measure careful and don't worry about wasting some. beer is cheap.

never use anything stronger than beer / wine... is risk of overdoes or killing good bacteria in you gut witch will make u sick.

i do have a good BM before hand and never bother to clean out with water, isn't necessary... hope u try again, i just love it. the rush is best, cg

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Cold beer in at the top and warm water in at my bottom ! rolleyes

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beer enemas are so hot. fill up an ass and enjoy it and also provide a straw for the other fags to drink the beer from each others hole

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love the strw idea

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bspence61 said: beer enemas are so hot. fill up an ass and enjoy it and also provide a straw for the other fags to drink the beer from each others hole

jerk jerk straw idea takes control away from guy with ass full of beer .... need him to control the flow so it can only jett out as fast as the drinking man can swallow .....

is best to place lips around his anus and let him squirt into your mouth is sexier that way and u can even control it some with your tongue blocking it sometimes to give yourself a chance to swallow the warmed beer.... is not sexy to choke on it ... vomit a straw in my ass isn't as hot as a mouth rimming me either... thanks for the input though ... love to write about my fetish ..... mostly i do it solo.... then jack off so good : jerk jerk

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jerk jerk ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ BREAKING SOBRIETY...........finding a good spot in the woods
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Butt Buddies, thought it wood be insightful to share this message that i just sent to my best on-line bud....

Jan 17, 2019 quoting myself

"2 weeks here in FL now .... have been sober to prove i can do it..... was doing beer enema most mornings up north and had built up my tolerance so 2 pints didn't seem to be enough..... is a danger to think more is OK ... can't have her or anyone learn i am sneaking about doing this. is 'secret' .......

guess u figured i am a functioning alcoholic ... the enema thing increased the rush while limiting the opportunities to be drunk all the time. is why i am so obsessed with it...... similarly, i only smoke the cigars in the nude or at least somewhere were i can have my cock out and jack it .... helps me limit it and makes it sexy too ....

breaking sobriety this morning, thinking i should do it 2 weeks and stop doing it 2 weeks and start again ....

is my day to help at my club ( volunteer work) so i can leave condo an hour early, find a place to park that isn't suspicious and walk to place where i can slip into woods and do it and smoke too ... should be 50-60F by 9 am..... sunny and no wind.... usually is warmer....

big issue here is the city with tons of people and lot of homeless in woods right in best spots .... police are after them (and me) about trespassing. i have had problems with police encounters here. we do have a good police force ,,, they cum quick....

wife won't like me getting ticket or arrested. have quit going several places because of this over the years. sometimes i wonder if i am just paranoid.... butt i am not ... cops are all over this coastal town and are after trespassers...

i nearly always find their old campsites and sometimes cum across them actually there close bi .... is problem here ( my 'homeless problem' lol)

new naked place i picked out is 1/4 mile from club so not much 'drunk driving' involved.
straight guys at club are so cool ... will be sobered up bi time i drive back to condo ....

i can do it on solo pontoon trips ( i bring a bucket) or i have a couple islands i can land on and get naked and do my thing .... is nice in Florida mostly ... winter is a bitch in Michigan if you're a nude pervert like me.... love and kisses on your anus" heart heart jerk jerk creekgeek

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Maybe, some beer enema gay porn fiction wood excite u..... this is an excerpt from my fictional story :"Darkstar's Labs" written in 2017... is about beer butt fuck partying ...... hope it doesn't bend the rules too much.... creekgeek

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~~ "he had don kneel and bend down low on the ground to take in more beer up his ass. the witches smiled as ken flooded don's gut with yet another clear bottle of the bubbly fluid. soon ken was spreading don's butt cheeks, holding his open lips tight against don's hairy bung hole and drinking in the tainted brew from him while don stroked his thick hard member hanging between his legs. ken had to steady himself with one hand on the small of don's furry back as he sucked out more beer and swallowed it.

'oh wow was this so perverted and deviant', ken was thinking as he drank more and more and then repeated the process of filling his friend up again with beer before taking another big drink ...nursing and sucking it from don's ass. tippy and chip were knotted up right next to them, going at it tail to tail. the big male k-9s were totally in love too....

then, ken grease up his erection, pressed his throbbing cock head against don's leaking and eager anus. don pushed back, turning his head to look at the witches again, he could see that they had now rearranged themselves so one was on her back, legs up and apart, with the second on her knees licking the first one's vaginal while the 3rd long haired witch, the one with the biggest pair of tits, knelt behind, masturbating her clitoris while licking into the second one's ass hole so good... don moaned in pleasure as ken slowly slipped the length of his erection inside and began to thrust deeply into don's hot wet man ass. it felt so great to ken to actually be fucking the other captain doggy style like he had been daydreaming about for a week.

both dogs, themselves tied penis to anus looked at their captains fucking, lit bi the yellow candle light and the bluish glow from the witches smoky 'window'. all of them knew it was such a good thing to totally lose themselves in sex. now they could hear the female voices of the witches reaching orgasm after organism. while chip started ejaculating into tippy, ken was thrusting faster and faster, pounding into don as the silent overhead flashes continued in response to the huge sexual magic energy they all were creating while writhing and thrusting in the throes of their enormously pleasurable sex perversions.

building up to his climax..... ken reached his orgasm majestically, his first inside another human being. his hot sperm shot down the long length of his rapidly thrusting penis, surging deep into captain don at last.....ken gasped, ejaculating his spurting white loads of cum into the man's beer filled colon. their moans and sighs joining those of the horny witches and the grunts of the fucking dogs...... "
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visiting kayaker in the dark
jerk i was on dock again yesterday before light.... naked and doing my stuff and kayak fisherman cum in under electric power very silently .... we had 1st met in Jan. when i was out there. his name is Sam...said he ' snuck up on me'... at that 1st meeting with us both being night kayakers and me being drunk, we had nice talk in low voices across the water. i was on the pontoon wearing just my hoody.... that time and wasn't clear if he saw i was bare ass. this is like 5 AM...

Next time a few weeks later a on Sunday again, i spotted him first, 200 yards away when i check to see no one was on dock and i stayed clothed ... wasn't as good a conversation and he hung in area long while fishing an did catching them too. had to wait for him to leave so i could get naked.... was inconvenient.....

yesterday (Saturday morning this time), i was out there on dock next to my boat doing beer up ass and cigars, jacking naked like is usual now. i had cum earlier then i seen a light reflecting off my pontoon hull a couple times but could not see the source....wondered if it were a tug boat up river sweeping a search light ... keep in mind, i am mostly looking other way toward the gate on dock to see if any of the residents are cumming out there (none have so far). no one on land can see me. anyone on a boat wood have to be in close to notice me.

shortly, there was a loud bang at back of my pontoon and a rope moved bi itself a bit. i said out loud to myself "WTF was that?" i know my boat well, nothing back there could make a sound like that. even if the battery exploded it wood not sound like that... wasn't a fish jumping

Sam had cum to visit me again. i turned and he was there in the kayak 50 feet away. strangely, i stood there totally nude and remained very calm. I greeted him bi name and told hi i was "out here having fun" he was amused and approached to 15 feet. since i knew him and he had me dead to rights i didn't put my clothes on.... there are lots of nudist in Florida.... i asked him if he knew what that bang was. "it was my lure hitting your boat" he said ... "bet it scared the hell out of u"

i told him i wasn't scare butt wonder what the hell it was. i told him about how when it was light enough i had to change the starter motor on the outboard .... he stayed around fishing an it was getting light bi now so i got my shorts and hoody on and lowed the hoist so i could go on the boat and start working. he warned my about the hooks in his lure being stuck in the rope right bi were i was stepping on the swim platform. wood have been bad if i got hooked. i gave him back his lure and all was good .... i will likely see him again and won't avoid letting him see me naked..... he didn't say he was straight and i didn't say i was bi ..... butt we like each other better because of the incident. cg jerk jerk

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continued from above...........

my new friend crossed my mind several times that day, next morning i was on balcony with coffee waiting for the time to come to go down on the dock to do my stuff again. river was a 1/2 mile wide mirror reflecting the city lights. i had a good feeling he wood be out there as this was his kind of fishing weather. the first 2 times i seen him were Sundays..

the launch ramp is across the river, i saw what i thought was the light on the bill of his hat flash a few times as if he was fishing there, coming slowly out on the big river. i got my beer and cigars and when out on dock to my hidden spot, dropped my cargo shorts and hung my hoody on the cleat. i lubed my dick and lit up wearing just a hat and my cock ring..... was so cool having him see me nude the day before...mmmm i stroke my shaft in satisfaction then bent over an squeezed in the first 1/2 pint.of strong brew.. i got a good hard on as the Alcohol kicked in so good .

after a 1/2 hour i had my gut nice and full of brew and was edging hard & good while watching the gate, i looked back behind me couple times a minute to see if he ( or anyone else) were there. then, there he was with me again. no sneaking up this time, he had the rods stowed straight forward over the bow and paddled right to me.

the tide was very low as it was new moon and my ass was far out of his reach when he stopped with the front of the kayak under me and the dock. i turned so he could look nearly straight up at my hand jacking my erection .... i knew we were special friends now .... his pale erection poked out of the waist band of his fishing pants. his jacket covered his bush butt that penis exposed certainly was enough to get the idea .... i so had won a new sexy friend.

in low voices we warmly greeted each other using our names an i told him how happy i was that he was showing his penis. 1st thing i asked was if he were circumcised. "yes" he said ..."so am i" i said enthusiastically. i could tell bi his voice he was very nervous when he stammered then told me " i've never been with a man before" ........ then he explained. " my wife hasn't been giving me what i need" .... i dropped to my knees so he could see me jacking better ..... he was being truthful. then he asked "is your wife was a nudist like you? "

"oh hell no!" i whispered..."she wood have a fit if she knew i was out here doing this" there was a long pause as he gathered the courage to continue ...... "it has been a dream of mine to have a 3 way..... where i am eating her pussy and the guy is sucking my dick"...... then he nearly choked as he added " i dream about sucking cock too"

i could tell this was a big step for him to finally, after all these years, to actually say these words out loud to another person..... there are millions of married guys that have these thoughts and never have done anything about it. have never had a chance to share their secret desires. i looked down at him touching himself thinking he must have been thinking about me all day and night since yesterday........ i must be his dream come true ..... butt this woodn't be something our wives wood share in for sure. had to bee our dirty secret.

"well let me ask u a couple questions...... first, when we met that time in January, did you know i was bare ass?" ..... "no" he said .... "second question,,, before that had u ever seen me out here doing this?" "no" he said.
that made sense, i just started doing it on the dock this year, in previous years, i went down the street to the vacant land and went down bi the river to do my thing.... that involved more risk as this is in the city and even at 5 am there had been druggies & homeless people camped down there sometimes .... even other night fishermen in boats or walking down to the shore. last year they mowed down most of the bush and the police run the vagrants out of there for good it seems. is a very nice place to go at night..right on the river

i had to stand 2 or 3 times a minute to see over my boat to see if anyone were cumming out to the dock. it made me nervous bent down not being able to watch that way

i sat naked on the dock as close as i could, dangling my legs .. he positioned himself below me. the brew gurgled in me bowels. he reached up with his left hand and put it on my right knee ..... mmmm our first touch.... i waited a few seconds to see if he wood move it to my penis witch was just within his reach.... his grip helped him hold the boat in position. then i decided to put my hand on his, lightly caressing it for a full minute.... i could feel he was nearly shaking in anticipation...... then i lifted his hand and placed in on my hard on. this was so happening. he got so excited stroking me and wanted me closer still....

his face was still well below the level of the dock and sitting in the kayak there was no way to get his mouth closer. i could tell he wanted to give me more than a hand job.. he said something about standing up in the kayak. remembering the last time i tried to stand in my kayak at a dock flipping it , i told him no way, we can't have him flip his boat with all his fishing gear, motor and battery right there.... so there was no way ....

having him land the kayak in the flood lit yard next to the dock and come out on the locked dock where i was where i was was a bad idea on several accounts. there was barely enough room for me there on the narrow finger dock. it was a prefect spot for me to do my solo stuff as i was an owner and had every right to be there.... it was not the correct place for two men to get together and play naked in secret.

i stood again to check the gate and lit another cigar. beer was leaking a little out my anus. i bent over and picked up one of the crushed plastic tea bottles that i us to load beer in my back end and explained about my enema fetish while blowing cigar smoke in his direction. i'm sure he had smelled the beer already as i drip it all over the dock. i mentioned i was leaking a bit. he was so close beneath me ...the sky was brightening in the east so he could see me better..... i could not help my self butt to turn and squat right over him and show him my horny ass, dick and my nut sack.

that actually scared him as he said " Don't Spray Me!" i turned away immediately when i realized he thought i was going to jett all over him ...... guess that paid him back for the fishing lure thing the day before. some guys might like to get sprayed if they were naked and could wash off in the water or shower butt my spray wood have wiped out his kayak, gear and fishing outfit really bad if i did that... might be hard to hide that from the wife when he got home....

looking around some more i so enjoyed smoking and jacking for him to see. it got lighter .... i needed to touch his penis too so i had to lay prone on the dock and reach way down and fondle him ... he is about the same size as me ..... maybe a bit more slender. i wanted to suck him too butt it wasn't happening today. i let go and stood to look at the gate again. then i turned to the side and jetted into the river for him to see up close

i have only done this in front of another man about six times in the 35 years i have been doing this....... it was so rare and exciting to share this ..... i think he was just grateful i jetted the other way....... i told him we were travelling next few days and i wood be back out there Friday, Saturday and Sunday. was nearly daylight and we were out of time as i needed to get back up to the condo before the wife woke up.

in the next few days we drove 1400 miles ... Georgia and much of Florida.... is same distance driving back to the lake place in Michigan... in these few days i wood wake up in the middle of the night with a hard on thinking about him and i and can't go back to seep for an hour or more.... bet he feels the same.

Right now i am on FL west coast at my butt buds Florida house visiting him with our wives with us .... is a blessing our wives like each other... yesterday morning we were out bi his pool in dark and sucked each other back and forth a bit but neither cum .... has been since last July since we had all out naked BB man sex ..... only doing it 3 times last year.... i told him about Sam ..... he knows i need a lot more sex than he has been giving and he told me to go for it..... his concern was if we got caught and my wife told his wife then that wood be the end of our friendship ..... he always thinks about his interest first...... openly gay guys have none of the worries that bi married closeted guys endure.... butt i am not worried... i have a plan for Sam and i to meet up perhaps as soon as Friday....... cg jerk jerk

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kayaker ?? is he cumming back?
jerk has been 13 days and Sam didn't cum back to visit me on the dock ...... i sent my butt bud the above to keep him informed... he knows we are not having anywhere near enough sex for me ... butt he is only guy i suck and fuck ... the other's at beach&camps... i just play safe ... i am safe...

told my butt buddy:
"well, i seen him on Sundays 3 times and Saturday once..... i had told him i wood be back Friday,Saturday & Sunday. we didn't have a date set ..... i was actually home Tuesday butt didn't tell him, instead i went to vacant lot 250 yards north and scouted a place for him to land the kayak and meet me face to face ( or dick to dick). found perfect place where i use to go and do this solo beer stuff in passed years. i did my thing there just lick old times. there is some cover there.... is good secret spot just not as convenient and safe as dock. dock is great for just me. i am going to ask him if he see other kayak fishermen out there that i need to watch out for.... is not like place is crawling with them.
i wood think he is still working maybe and can only fish weekends, early in the mornings. ( maybe he has to be home bi 8 am to get ready for church too) we didn't talk about that. i did tell him i was out there roughly every other day or more.

i don't think we will exchange phone #...... not good for married guys..... i doubt he has 'secret email' like this.... seemed like an honest normal night kayaker/fisherman... he did say sometimes he lands the kayak and gets out to jack off ...... i have done that couple thousand times, is standard procedure when i kayaked alone.

woke at 3:30 am with hard on and can't sleep.... thinking about him..... have farther complication now..... she wants me to wake her at 6 AM .... i told her already i was going to go 'work on boat' after i woke her up. so plan is to go out there and if he shows up have him meet me at lot around 6:20 am for sex... trouble is that it is starting to get daylight at 6:40 .... and right now it is raining .... anyway i am sure he will show up when he can...... ideally, i wood go to our break wall and place a small LED light shinning out so he knows to go to other spot... tell him if no light then he should check to see if i am on the dock ... hang around fishing in case i am late...... i always over think everything. if he just has weekends ( and can't cum on Easter) we will just have a handful of times we can meet before i leave for Michigan. gone until Oct. butt i don't know"
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he wrote back to me
"Never know about your kayak buddy. He might be like me. Sex urge might over take him like it does me. And then again he might find new place to fish. if I were him, it, would drive me crazy but probably would not come back. To much unknown. He doesn't know you. You might be a ax murderer. Or he is. Could happen.He could be afraid he will be found out. When you leave he would go crazy or have to find someone else to take your place. Maybe a few, not good for you. I really would worry about that too. I know you think you know him. But do you really? I know you think I am being negative. Well maybe I am. Now days you have to be careful. AIDs is still out there. If he has sex with others, just one other you could be having sex with hundreds. I know I know but think about it that is all I ask. Sexual transmitted disease is growing the fastest among older people. The Villages is ground zero in Florida...

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I heard about villages too .... lot of the group sex/old farts porn is out of there.... i love the idea 4 or 6 guys like us naked , hard on Viagra and poppers.... cameras working ... ahhhhh.... people do live their own lives .... lots of older men go bi .... truckers too .... love my life .....mine is interesting..
you may be right ... i will be gone all summer and he might go all out sex crazy and get clymidia .... bring it back to us... butt if he were going to go sex crazy he wood have been back bi now. if he had done it before he wood have wanted sex contact the 1st morning he saw me nude ... took hole day to get up nerve and cum in with dick out...... i didn't get a chance to tell him ( contrary to the situation) i am not promiscuous ... or how is just u and me doing the sucking and fucking .... how i am healthy /STD free and so are u. is very good chance there wood be no risk. Sam might be thinking about risks too.

i don't think ax murderers hang out on docks naked or fish at night with their dicks out. the way to get rid of unknown is to get to know each other... my lengthily first conversation with him in Jan. really help.... when he found me naked .... i was so ok with him being there as we weren't total strangers.... he has jacked off solo bi the water over the years too .

i'm sure my wife thinks i jack off bit too..... always have. plus i am on computer hours .... is not all astro physics ...... she lets me be,,,, told her i was out on dock again early today. had a story to tell her this time.

i didn't tell her abut how horny i was to get my coffee, lotion&ring on my cock, cigar and beer out on the dock.... how exciting it was to get naked,light up and douse my innards with my brew.... how the full moon's reflective path filled the cross channel to the ramp Sam uses.... the big black waves, warm gusts and the tide ripping bi. how i got hard thinking about how he found me nude ....playing with myself....;; how sexy cool that was... i got out there early as sun comes up early now.

was about done with beer and cigar when my constant watching the gate paid off. one of the other owners was cumming out on dock ....

as planned, i had time to duck and put on shorts and jacket. was Mark, he has boat on lift just other side of boat next to mine. we like each other and he is really smart guy.... VP of his company .... very active about condo projects... have talk to him many times and email him about proposed kayak rack here that keeps getting voted down. has offered to let me use his kayak.

he cum out to put cover on his deck boat.there a was a bad storm cumming later.... when he got to where it seemed right to say hi, i greeted him bi name and he used mine. He was feeling the magic of the tropical wind, black waves and the full moon glistening off the tidal river. I told him how last Thursday we were on pontoon with other couple heading to the basin with high tailwind and following seas. kept increasing until we run over a real big wave, fell into trough and dug in logs, taking green water over the bow, washing stuff overboard. the prop came out of the water and revved up . I chopped the throttle and we turned back 9 miles short of our goal. was slow going back into the chop. had bathroom break at harbor, girls got good and drunk on the wine. all smiles.

he lowered the deck boat and went aboard. i lowered mine and went on and puttered a bit ...looked busy. tested the nav lights, got hoes and washed the mess off the spot on my dock . before he left, i told him my story about our Mallard ducks here. Is a pair plus their two nearly mature sons.

2 days before, i when down to the pool and drake and his hen ( they have a lot of leisure time) were chill'n at the pool standing 20 feet apart on the underwater shelve at pools edge . i told Mark how i walked up to toward them and said 'shooo! shooo! and waved my hands. they are so tame they didn't pay any attention to me.

so i turned and walked back to other end and slipped quietly in deep end and kicked off swimming underwater toward them ...... people walking near them ...that's ok, butt people swimming to them underwater ....oh, hell no! ....when i broke surface to breath, they were out on deck & unhappy... she was closer so i went right for her... she was clucking and they both took some steps, spread their wings and took off for the river. . he went low over the grill and she went left between the palms and over the tennis court fence out of sight...... then i heard her crash into the fence on the other side.

there was just enough delay that i think she saw her mistake and pitched up, went full flaps and thrust reversers to soften the impact. reflecting off the chain links, she force landed right on the court. i got out and went over there., glimpsed her walking an then was she was out of sight. didn't fly away. 20 minutes later i went out on dock and he was 100 feet out from shore bi himself ... she was somewhere ashore laying low..... next day they were back in pool again. i haven't seen the 2 sons in few days, figured they are on their own seeking mates.

Mark like the story.... hope u did too jerk jerk

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It's the carbonation, the bubbles, that tingle the fuck hole and rim. For special occasions we use champagne. Being inside you won't get you drunk, nor will vodka or anything else. Squat and squirt it into a glass, drink it, a twink I mentored said it was the best night of his life, being loved by four man cocks. Champagne and cum to celebrate his 21st birthday.

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Jonathan1 said: It's the carbonation, the bubbles, that tingle the fuck hole and rim. For special occasions we use champagne. Being inside you won't get you drunk, nor will vodka or anything else. Squat and squirt it into a glass, drink it, a twink I mentored said it was the best night of his life, being loved by four man cocks. Champagne and cum to celebrate his 21st birthday.


jerk jerk need to disagree with Johnathan, please do NOT use vodka or spirits ... they can lead to alcohol poisoning and will make u very sick...... strong beer or wine is OK butt carefully. learn your limit....

it really Does get u Drunk Very Fast .... that is why i do it .... to get that rush..... i do recapture some routinely back into plastic bottle to re inject one way or another.... (oral or often anal a 2nd time) ... bi mouth, is simulating drinking out of a partners anus.... is extreme fetish ...... so watch out!! jerk jerk cg

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You are absolutely right Creek, you certainly CAN get drunk taking alcohol into your anal cavity, and you can easily get alcohol poisoning if you overdo it. It can be fun, but yes do it carefully and in small amounts.

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Well thats a fucking waste of beer beer beer beer beer

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sir_shy said: Well thats a fucking waste of beer beer beer beer beer

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beer well he is right if you are talking about good beer.... that is why i use bad beer .... is cheap and strong ... gets me drunk as fuck and no worries about leaking out my ass, spilling and blasting it out into the woods like i do.... what i hold in sure isn't wasted ....such a beer buzz rush!! i did it with my butt buddy recently.... only the 2nd time we did this in 5 years ..... will tell a little later....cg

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i wrote to my best internet sex friend ( dogwatch) here on NDN ..... The Exchange is about the beer enema sex encounter with My Male Sex Buddy and best friend here in Michigan and in Florida too....,

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"my butt bud has been huge help here... got plumbing and electric inspections passed .....because of him...currently doing drywall (sheet rock) and kitchen design

he has avoided sex with me so far this summer except the once 7 weeks ago....says he 'can't think' about the job, if he is thinking about sex with me' so when we work i don't mess with him... he is great 'straight ' friend too..... i have several straight friends..

so to compensate, i try to cum in mornings before he works with me so i am not so horny working very closely with him all day ... i am usually exhausted when we stop for day anyway.

next thurs, my bud's wife is out of town and he wants me to come to his place to sex .... said to plan on doing beer enema, 420 and sex in his barn with plastic sheeting down...

want to drink beer from his ass again like 4 years ago..... hope he fucks me too .... i know he wants me to fuck him.... am excited about this... also planning on kayaking too later that morning, first up.... i did some beer out in the dark, nude at my pond spot like i do almost daily... it. cleaned me out.... i didn't jack off as usual, saving it for our encounter,,, i took some Viagra on the drive over there to my butt bud's place .... 30 miles.... plan was for sex first then go kayaking a local lake....."
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Later that week : i wrote....
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" i drove my blazer with kayaks on top down the coastal highway for our 8:30 AM sex date/kayak trip ....mmmm.... had been 59 days since he agreed to let me suck him and fuck his ass the last time. we been together working 60 hours my house addition ----electical/plumbing/drywall.---for the last many weeks without sex cumming up in conversation.... he can not work if i flirt with him so we don't.... butt eventually he does get horny for me...

so, over the river and thru then woods.... i was so horny to get naked with him again.... he was expecting me so he came out of the house as i backed up to the barn door. we entered his barn's side door ...he locked it behind us then lead me up the dark stairs, carting my beer kit ( water, rags, lube, rope) ..... into the big room/loft...the light was subdued as he likes it......we stripped naked and made it happen .... we had our very own beer butt fuck party ...now at last, he had me cum to his property for beer sex .... with me calling the shots (alpha role)..... has been 4 years since we did it wet with the beer the first and only time.......was in my garage that time......

this day his wife was out of town an he wanted to indulge me.....he is always very cleaned out when he expects my penis to fuck him. he intended to let me 'mistreat him' with rope, harsh degrading (and fun) foul words and beer up his ass ....both wanting us to fuck each other so good.

his barn's big 2nd floor had a bed were we have 'done it' several times before... on the floor he had spread plastic sheeting over the old carpet so we had wet playspace. ... he was submissive and put on a blindfold ... i tied his anckles and made him lay on his back and we went 69 then i told him to remove my cock ring with his mouth..... was a bit excruciating as he tried to grip it with his teeth, biting/nipping my scrotum.... finally getting the ring off my balls...

i made him take the rubber ring into his mouth then, sticking his tongue through it. i was going to kiss him and exchange it into my mouth butt i called him dirty homo-sex names and shoved my erection down his throat so the ring was back on my dick when i pulled out..... sliding my balls back through it with both hands.....my nut sack plumped back up so nice and big my cock was so hard for him. i was so hot to load him up with my plastic bottles full of beer... he always cleans out with water before we do anal sex... today he was very clean up there.....

with him down on the plastic, on elbows and knees with his ass up high ... i up ended a bottle against his hole and squeezed a half pint into him ... only his second time ever, i sucked on his ass hole butt none cum back out.... he was soaking it up so i loaded him again ..... he knew it was my special fantasy to exchange fluid like this......

now loaded up good, he was then able to 'jett' a big gush into my mouth ......mmmmmm glug glug.... was so kinky to gulp it fast as i could into my belly.... wow what a sex rush.... so cool to ingest beer ass to mouth... and bottle to ass at the same time ... i tipped a bottle up and squeezed into me while drinking it in from his anal Orpheus.... i did it repeatedly, then i lube my cockhead and plunged into his rectum, thrusting easy like he loves me to do...

i loaded him again and fuck him more ....... with his colon pressurized, i could feel my pee hole opening on the inward thrusts and the strong lager entered my cock tip just enough to be a pleasant surprise.... a strange kinky little stinging inside my penis tip....... never felt that before ... was so special...... will never forget doing beer enema sex like this ... 99.8 % of the time when i do this i am solo....when i do that, often drinking my own from myself because i am a perv...butt this time it flowed right from his flooded colon and was so wonderfully perverted going in my stomach .....

we did wet beer play for rather long time and i had him 'inject' my ass end with the beer too ....... i suppose i could have 'ordered 'him to drink from my butt .... butt he isn't near as perverted as me so i didn't make him...and he didn't offer to ..... he sucked my cock so good several times .......

i had him lay on his back and i squat over him ....mounted his slippery stiff stud while facing away ... bending his dick up inside me ... riding up and down..... so he could keep looking at his dick going in and out of my fun hole .... pumping beer deeper up into me ..... was sexual bliss..... most of the beer in me stayed in though we were both leaking some out off out anuses .... we had rags to mop it up and a bucket for later when he had to finally purge his bowels ....

i submitted to him too.... we did it doggy style with him on top.... pounding me good.... also, i laid prone on the bed as he fucked the hell out of me for 10 minutes straight........mmmmmmm ahhhhh ....
we flipped fucked a lot .... i gave him my best deep loving up his fuck hole too ... he had me finger his anus with 2 then 3 and 4 fingers... he want to get stretched way more than my cock could do. i added my lubed thumb from my other hand.... it pleased him greatly..... then i tried both thumbs together nail to nail with two fingers on each side of his balls and other 4 fingers fanned across the small of his back while i lick his inner cheeks on both sides...... have never done it like that before ..... we liked it..... wood have made a great picture....

we played around for couple hours or more ..... and my mouth was on his asshole or sucking his cock much of the time ... when not, i was wet fucking him or he fucking my beer full gut tunnel and sucked my penis....... eventually i cum inside him raw dog....then, licking his ass, i.sucked it out best i could after i pulled my penis out.... he gave me his cum load into my mouth as he likes to do ...... i relished his sperm on my taste buds .... was so cool for me to swallow his masculine essence .... i love this part of him the best....

we were drunk and tired out bi then ......so we laid out on the bare old mattress sticky&naked for a 'nap' .... so drunk ... him in particular as he wasn't expecting the alcohol rush to hit so potently. .... he laid on his side, facing away from me...... i laid the other way round on my side with my dick near his neck, my chest against his back and his ass right close to my face .... i enjoyed licking his pucker and ass crack .... as long as i wanted... we dozed off a bit.....

later we dressed and went in the house and as he rested more, i showered then walk about his house free and nude, venturing outside for a naked cigar break, his beautiful house is way out in the forest ..... no one was around....... i love to smoke naked in the open ..... daytime or night....... i felt so good about what just happen......

later, when he was showering ... i was so horny again that i silently slipped into the shower while he was rinsing his face and had his eyes closed .... then he felt my lips sucking on his soft penis ..... tenderly and lovingly......mmmmmmm ... i really like him and own him so much for his help with the project...... my tender loving suckling made him hard again while i was stoking my own shaft ...kneeling devoutly ...... worshiping his very deserving manhood.......i was so grateful for experiencing beer sexx with him ...... who wood have though this wood be happening 50 years after that time we 1st sucked each other and cum together..... back in '69.......

we never did get to go kayaking... well maybe next time. cg jerk jerk raspberry

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