)atlas_shagged's Recent Statuses
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Fri, 27-Nov-20 1:41 PM (3 years ago)
My next erotic objective is confirming my lovely self, for my Yellow Shield! 
Fri, 27-Nov-20 1:37 PM (3 years ago)
OMG, OMG, OMG — I _fibally_ got my Green Shield back, y’all; on this year’s “Black Friday” sale!! I’m so freakin’ erect already, that I’m cumming all over my face!!!! 
Sun, 1-Nov-20 2:57 AM (3 years ago)
“I’m gobsmacked!!” I figured NDN would drop a “killer promo” for Hallowe’en; do I have to wait for _Thanksgiving_??!! 
Sat, 31-Oct-20 1:39 PM (3 years ago)
I just found out that the original Sir James Bond — Sean Connery — has passed! 
At the impressive cinematic run (at age 90!) he had, we fans salute you!! 
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Wed, 23-Sep-20 11:25 PM (3 years ago)
Dammit — I can’t WAIT for the next awesome “promo”... maybe Hallowe’en or sooner??! 
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Tue, 15-Sep-20 3:45 PM (3 years ago)
Geez — my Premium just expired (again!!) on the 13th... now I gotta wait for another promo!!!!
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Well premium or no, you're still a sexy fucker
(3 years ago)
Fri, 31-Jul-20 8:30 PM (3 years ago)
Currently vacationing in Dunsmuir, CA; totally nude activities by the Sacramento River!! “Wish y’all were here!” 
Thu, 30-Jul-20 9:04 PM (3 years ago)
“I wish you greetings & felicitations for ALL of you!!” Now bend over, you righteous sluts!!!! 
Personally I would like you to plant your seed in me...
(3 years ago)
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Wed, 10-Jun-20 9:49 PM (3 years ago)
Thank Gawd, it’s finally payday... so I’m now thinkin’ the magic Trifecta: money, power, and power-mad sex utilizing all my three choices!! 
Tue, 9-Jun-20 3:00 PM (3 years ago)
Tomorrow’s payday, again... so I’m gonna treat myself to 
, 
, 
, or all _three_!!
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I'd be happy to loan you the use of hands, mouth, and ass.
(3 years ago)
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Thu, 28-May-20 9:15 PM (3 years ago)
May I simply say that with a CoronaVirus Cocktail in hand and a “yuge” throbbing erection in the other, I’m now daily erection-injections of Clorox-tasty hot cum!! 
Thu, 23-Apr-20 4:02 PM (4 years ago)
“Still crazy-horny after all these years!!” — with apologies to Paul Simon
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Thu, 9-Apr-20 5:36 AM (4 years ago)
I’ve _finally_ come to a very certain epiphany: even after an epiphany against the background of a fucking viral pandemic, I now realize that a) I’m mostly gay, ‘cuz I like men; and b) I _need_ to fuc
Tue, 17-Mar-20 6:56 PM (4 years ago)
On Saint Paddy;s Day, the _only_ thing green I wanna see on you-all is that _you_all_ upgrade to Green Shields!! 
Fri, 14-Feb-20 9:47 PM (4 years ago)
“Happy Valentine’s Day,” alla youse hot NDN Bods, from your sexy, spicy Mods!! 
Wed, 29-Jan-20 12:42 AM (4 years ago)
OMG — it’s expected to be 73degF on the Fr-Sa 1/31-2/01 weekend... dammit! I’m goin’ to my favorite nude beach, bare all, and raise my personal flagpole!!
I would love to go to that nude beach with you and let you FUCK me........and then I would fuck YOU ! !
(4 years ago)
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Thu, 9-Jan-20 11:24 PM (4 years ago)
I just missed a big New Year’s promo without I’m up for renewal!! Q: should I pay full price now, or let Green Shield expire until the next (Valentine’s Day) sale? Some feedback??
Personally I'll be waiting for the 50% off before I renew, even if it means waiting a bit.
(4 years ago)
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Yeah the next big sale is right around the corner.
(4 years ago)
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Wed, 25-Dec-19 7:33 AM (4 years ago)
Happy/Merry Christmas, y'all -- now everybody, "shake your [nude] tree," then I'll hang sexy ornaments on it!!
Fri, 29-Nov-19 3:59 PM (4 years ago)
The meaningful question this [U.S.] Thanksgiving is: "were you 'stuffed', or were you 'fluffed'??"
Stuffed..(only from eating too much food) unfortunately....!!!
(4 years ago)
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Wed, 23-Oct-19 4:51 PM (4 years ago)
Has anyone — casual, extra-friendly, and/or “officially,” who have seen ‘creekgeek’ _at_all_??!!
Nope. I talked with a friend of his who knows him and he hasn't heard anything either. We definitely fear the worst...
(4 years ago)
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Fri, 18-Oct-19 11:07 PM (4 years ago)
Returning to base from Reno today & tonight; on the train! I took beaucoup pics the last three days, which I’ll post & process...!!
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