Viewing Member - KingFloppyCock
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About Me: |
Welcome to the world of King Floppycock. Here we have puppets, mushrooms a penis and, hopefully, a few things to make you chuckle. We don`t take anything serious. The inspiration to our efforts is the folk tale 'The Emperor`s new clothes'. King Floppycock is essentially that emperor after the story. We just show the emperor`s ding-a-ling. Granny Petcock is our primary puppet. She owns the Kings penis. She lends it out to her friends now and then. Granny Petcock is based on an actual granny. However, the real granny is a devote church going, god fearing granny who lives vicariously through Granny Petcock, and would never let anyone in her church know she participates in our photos as a puppeteer. King Floppycock himself is a former church manager gone rogue who lives in the photo studio and pretty much is naked, except for his pink cock collar, all the time. Please feel free to message us, the King tries to respond to everyone. Thanks for stopping by. |
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My Current Status: |
We are the Saturday morning cartoon for gay porn.
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My Stats: |
I am: |
Male |
Sexual Preference: |
Girls & Guys |
Am seeking: |
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Marital Status: |
Single |
Children: |
None |
Age: |
57
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Location: |
Fort Worth, Texas, United States |
NDN Status: |
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last logged into NDN: |
14-Jun-24
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Interesting things to know about
me: |
My
Starsign: |
Virgo
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Favourite posters on NDN are: |
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Interests I have are: |
Arts / Crafts |
Other
Interests I have are: |
Photography, puppeteering, illustrating, reading. |
I
am also up for: |
Anything!, A Private Photo Shoot
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have been a Member of NDN since: |
14-Aug-21, and I am a premium member
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My Appearance: |
Race/Ethnicity: | Caucasian (White) |
Body Type: | Average |
Body Shape: | |
Height: | 5' 9" (175cm) |
Weight: | 180lbs (12st 12lbs) (81.6kg) |
Eye Colour: | Blue |
Hair Colour: | Dark Brown |
Best Feature: | |
Pubic Hair: | Shaven |
Tatoos: | None |
Piercings: | None |
Penis Length: | 8" (20.3cm) |
Penis Girth: | |
Circumcised: | Yes |
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My Professional Life: |
Education: | School |
Employment Status: | Full Time |
Industry: | Other |
Job Role: | Management |
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My Lifestyle: |
Smoking: | No |
Drinking: | Alcoholic |
Food Preference: | Non-vegetarian |
Religion: | Atheist |
Sense of Humour: | Crude |
Social Behaviour: | Meet people easily |
Personality: | Joker |
Libido: | Average |
Kinkiest place I've had sex: | |
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Spoken Languages: |
English
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My Favourites: |
Movie: | The Happytime murders |
Actor/Actress: | Anyone funny |
Book: | The Emperor`s new clothes. |
Author: | Hans Christian Anderson |
Song: | AC/DC Big balls |
Band: | |
TV Show: | Muppets/ Robot Chicken |
Sport: | Flopping |
Drink: | My own cum |
Food: | Pizza |
Pastime: | Photography |
Thing: | Flopping |
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Famous person I'd like to have sex with:
| Bridget Everett |
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Self Description: |
What makes me happy: | My cock flopping. People looking at my cock flopping. |
What makes me sad: | No views on my photos. |
What makes me mad: | Negative people. |
My bad habits: | Not taking too much seriously. |
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(Profile last updated: 22-Mar-24)
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